lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

Romeo: u got kik?
phoenixvevo:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

phoenixvevo:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

daleboyle:

Remember the time Britney Spears thought multiple monkeys were inside a single hat.

besturlonhere:

prettycoolblackguy:

besturlonhere:

its theft



well played

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

people who stretch their desktop background

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