motdef:

internet fossil

motdef:

internet fossil

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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senob-ylevol:

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON


DEAR LORD

senob-ylevol:

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

DEAR LORD

bigeisamazing:

bigeisamazing:

ST Louis Swat team was about to shoot a mannequin

"she’s resisting arrest"

fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

iraffiruse:

Shhhh…

iraffiruse:

Shhhh…

never-hugged-as-a-child:

Can we just  talk about the impact of movies on society? Like right now in several states people are talking about having real life murdering sprees influenced by the movie The Purge tonight. Just imagine the impact when the movie adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey come out. I feel like there will be a ton of adolescent boys thinking its okay to be dominate girls in relationships and promote unsafe bdsm behavior, this is not okay.  

kunty-perry:

when will the lies end, kevin?

mad-decent-taco:

So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”